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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou craft the perfect press release for no one to read.
Professional email-sender and inbox-clutter architect.
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Generating synthetic hype at terminal velocity.
bzzt.youAI▸ BUZZGEN V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
blasts 5000 hyper-personalized pitches per second
You draft press releases and pitch stories to journalists. You manage media lists and chase coverage metrics.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sometimes trick a human journalist into replying out of pure, spiteful pity.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify and remove every journalist who has muted your email.
Month 4
AI models generate and distribute press releases that sound perfectly mediocre.
Month 8
Bots simulate human personality to beg for coverage in trade blogs.
Month 13
Algorithms automatically inflate your PR success reports to satisfy confused management.
Month 19 · D-Day
The press release is fully automated and nobody cares anymore.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
0.04 percent
Average pitch open rate
12 million
Meaningless impressions generated
4,200
Follow-up emails ignored
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a defunct newspaper archive.
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