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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsProfessional email-sender who thinks human connection justifies a generic press release.
Professional inbox-filler and hashtag-enthusiast.
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pop?you▸ PITCHBOT PR-PRO▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters your inbox into oblivion
You draft pitches to busy journalists and coordinate author interview schedules. Your existence is basically a glorified calendar invite with a social media obsession.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still awkwardly apologize when an author insults a journalist during a live interview.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Our software begins triaging your incoming emails to identify high-priority media leads automatically.
Month 3
Natural language models begin generating and sending personalized pitches to databases of thousands of journalists.
Month 6
Generative agents take over your content calendar and post engagement-optimized updates without human intervention.
Month 10
Calendar API agents lock in interview slots by reading reporter availability directly from their internal systems.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system achieves higher open rates with zero human overhead.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
99.2 percent
Emails ignored by journalists
4 weekly
Average caffeine-fueled panic attacks
6 average
Meaningless buzzwords per tweet
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one very sad muffin.
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