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Will AI replace Publicity Specialist jobs? · Latest report #m2g2dug7
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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour calendar of celebrity small talk is about to get deleted.
Expert in herding cats and emailing publicists about nothing.
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Automated hype for the digital age.
wheee!you▸ PRESSBOT PR-9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
schedules 500 remote junkets per second
You book interviews and juggle press junket logistics. Algorithms will do it cheaper and without the fake enthusiasm.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a journalist about why the star was late.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents take over your entire inbox outreach flow.
Month 4
Financial software tracks every cent of your travel spend.
Month 8
Systems auto-generate meeting links and sync all schedules.
Month 13
Logistics AI builds the most efficient tour routes automatically.
Month 18 · D-Day
The machine fully manages all media relations without humans.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
200+
Emails sent daily
Excessive
Coffee budget
10/10
Junket anxiety
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our PR-bot, plus one stapler.
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