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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Publisher Assistant jobs? · Latest report #4cqc3cng
Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour calendar management is just an expensive, human-shaped clock.
Gatekeeper of the inbox, master of the calendar invite.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The secretary that never needs a lunch break.
bzzt.youAI▸ SYNCASSIST V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
schedules meetings in zero seconds
You manage schedules, draft emails, and coordinate manuscripts. A script handles the rest.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment your publisher is lying to an author.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI models parse your inbox and draft replies automatically.
Month 3
Algorithmic scheduling replaces all manual meeting coordination efforts.
Month 6
Software reads and filters submissions based on publisher preferences.
Month 10
Bots track department timelines and flag delays without human input.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes fully autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
450
Emails drafted per hour
0
Coffee refill requests handled
Infinite
Schedule conflicts detected
Your severance
A PDF of a book you didn't finish reading.
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