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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Pug Enthusiast jobs? · Latest report #ze8ji2ty
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September 28, 2126
In 100 yearsLoving a biological mistake is not a high-value skill.
Professional enabler of heavy breathing and couch hogging.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
All the charm, none of the shedding.
glub.youAI▸ COMPANION-SIM 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 100 YEARSAI's Special Power
emits soothing pug-snort white noise
You provide emotional validation and sustenance to a wrinkly, breathing-challenged mammal. We are working on the infrastructure.
The one thing AI can't do
You can identify the precise emotional nuance behind a pathetic, bug-eyed stare.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Year 2.7
Vision models learn to track pug-related snorting patterns.
Year 14
Precision arms clean folds without causing unnecessary pug panic.
Year 33
Sensors identify the exact moment a snack is desired.
Year 68
Holographic projections replicate the stare of a hungry pug.
Year 100 · D-Day
The biological pug enthusiast is deemed entirely redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
High
Snort Frequency
100%
Grit Tolerance
Negligible
Emotional ROI
Your severance
Two bags of premium kibble and a lint roller.
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