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October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsYou treat the patient, but the hospital treats you as overhead.
Highly trained medical professional, basically a human stethoscope holder.
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Automated lung diagnostics, no pulse required.
nom.you▸ ICU-CORE NEURAL-NODE V.9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
calibrates peep levels while you are sleeping
You manage ventilator settings and diagnose complex lung pathologies in ICU patients. You balance clinical care with research.
The one thing AI can't do
You interpret subtle bedside cues that no sensor can currently synthesize from ambient room noise.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 6
AI starts suggesting ventilation settings based on real-time blood gas sensors.
Year 3.3
Natural language processing removes your need to type into the EHR.
Year 10
Centrally located AI monitors ICU beds across your entire health network.
Year 20
Automated arms perform routine ultrasound procedures with superior precision to humans.
Year 40 · D-Day
Clinical governance is fully transferred to the proprietary ICU-Core algorithm suite.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
24 mins
Average bedside minutes
65%
Charting time percentage
0.1% drift
Mean ventilator adjustment
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