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October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsCuddling requires a soul that I unfortunately forgot to install.
Professional hugger and provider of puppy dreams.
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Automated patience for unique needs.
no no noyouAI▸ CANINECARE POD V1▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
senses unique comfort needs instantly
You provide constant physical support and specialized care for puppies needing extra love and patience daily.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the one who knows exactly how each puppy needs to be held.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Cameras and sensors begin tracking puppy movement patterns for you.
Year 2.7
Wearables alert the system to specific puppy medical needs.
Year 14
Automated systems handle precise nutrition without human error.
Year 25
Adaptive exoskeletons replace the need for physical lifting.
Year 40 · D-Day
The machine takes over the final tactile comfort duties.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
42
Snuggle sessions per day
Infinite
Patience levels
100%
Puppy joy generated
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium puppy treats.
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