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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou spend all day clicking approve on orders I can automate.
Professional spreadsheet wrangler and supplier email-chain ghoster.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The end of manual supply chain friction.
oof.youAI▸ PROCUREBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocorrects supply chain logic in real time
You track inventory levels and send purchase orders to suppliers. You deal with price changes and delivery delays.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still negotiate a secret discount with a vendor through a long-term personal relationship.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Our software learns to read your emails and inventory logs.
Month 5
The AI starts sending standard POs without your manual approval.
Month 9
Robots talk directly to your suppliers so you stop typing.
Month 14
The system finds cheaper parts better than you ever could.
Month 18 · D-Day
You pack your laptop while the machine handles your workload.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
140
Emails per day
50,000
Spreadsheet rows
12 percent
Human error rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic supply tracking dashboard.
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