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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsNegotiating parts prices while software does it in a millisecond.
High-volume spreadsheet wrangler and professional email sender.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The spreadsheet that talks back to vendors.
split.youAI▸ SUPPLYCHAINBOT V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autonegotiates contract terms for cheaper steel
You track supply chain data and haggle with suppliers over metal casting costs. You stare at spreadsheets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a supplier is bluffing about raw material shortages.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
Software starts categorizing your messy vendor emails automatically.
Month 4
Algorithms begin scraping competitor prices to undercut your current vendors.
Month 9
Systems update their own pricing data without you typing it.
Month 14
Negotiation bots begin handling the routine 5% annual price reductions.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the supply chain runs itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.5%
4000
Spreadsheet rows per hour
12
Supplier emails ghosted
Zero
Margin errors found
Your severance
One free subscription to a stock trading app.
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