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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Purchasing Specialist jobs? · Latest report #xud5qsr3
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour email templates are just expensive digital trash waiting for deletion.
Professional email-forwarder and master of the purchase order.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated procurement with zero human ego.
wheee!you▸ SUPPLYFLOW LOGIC V7▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
blacklists non-compliant vendors automatically
You spend all day emailing suppliers, chasing overdue invoices, and fighting with spreadsheets to track basic inventory levels.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense when a vendor is lying about shipping lead times.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts labelling your inbox to highlight high-priority requests.
Month 4
Software writes your emails to vendors without you checking them.
Month 8
Systems link directly to vendor portals to replace your manual orders.
Month 13
Machine algorithms match invoices to purchase orders with perfect accuracy.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and deletes your login credentials.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
14
Spreadsheet errors per week
89%
Emails ignored by vendors
4 cups
Coffee consumed before noon
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your favorite spreadsheet software.
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