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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour pitch deck is just a graveyard of PowerPoint templates for banks.
Institutional sales support with a dying printer obsession.
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generates winning pitch decks in three seconds
You coordinate complex bank pitches to win institutional clients. You chase stakeholders and massage data into sales decks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can read the room to see if the client is lying to you.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your manual slide formatting is replaced by instant brand-compliant rendering.
Month 5
CRM data now flows directly into proposals without your manual intervention.
Month 10
AI agents manage stakeholder calendars to cut your coordination tasks.
Month 15
Language models write the pitch narrative based on past winning deals.
Month 21 · D-Day
The system fully manages the pursuit pipeline without human oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
45
Slides per deal
Excessive
Coffee intake
12 weekly
Meeting hours wasted
Your severance
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