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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsSelling pipe, valve, and fitting parts is just glorified data entry anyway.
Professional email-sender, part-number memorizer, inventory-checker.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning RFQs into invoices before lunch.
oof.youAI▸ QUOTEMASTER PVF V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
processes hundred-line quote requests in milliseconds
You spend all day quoting part numbers and checking inventory for contractors. Your entire life is email.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell when a customer is bluffing about a competitor's lower price on flanges.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI filters and categorizes all incoming RFQs automatically.
Month 4
Software pulls real-time inventory and pricing to generate quotes.
Month 8
Automated systems handle purchase order entry without human typing.
Month 13
Smart agents handle all shipping inquiries and delivery updates.
Month 19 · D-Day
The sales floor sits empty while the server handles all orders.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
3 seconds
Average Quote Time
14 percent
Human Error Rate
Infinite
Email Inbox Volume
Your severance
A PDF of a generic thank-you note.
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