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December 2, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYour geometric obsession is merely math that a server handles faster.
Obsessed with massive geometric shapes and dead kings.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Precision megalithic assembly, sans the slavery.
split.youAI▸ ZIGGURAT-ZERO 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
perfectly aligns capstones to north star
You haul limestone blocks and align giant structures to stars. Ancient rulers appreciate your literal heavy lifting.
The one thing AI can't do
You can judge the structural integrity of limestone just by hitting it with a hammer.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 11
Sensors identify perfect sites for construction without human input.
Month 11
Heavy robotic cutters replace manual chisel work in limestone pits.
Year 2.2
Automated crane networks move blocks with millimeter-grade precision.
Year 3.2
AI systems verify the airtight nature of burial chambers.
Year 4 · D-Day
A fully automated build process renders human overseers entirely obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
2.5 tons
Average block weight
4/10
Ruler benevolence score
0.02 degrees
Alignment drift
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-pyramid-related afterlife.
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