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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart agents automatically format your sloppy syntax while you are out for lunch.
Month 3
Large language models generate 90 percent of your functions from simple natural language prompts.
Month 6
Self-healing scripts resolve runtime errors faster than you can read the stack trace.
Month 10
Synthetic agents write and pass their own comprehensive test suites without human intervention.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your Git access is revoked as the system handles all production deployments autonomously.
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Bugs created daily
29
StackOverflow tab count
-12%
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