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February 14, 2028
In 16 monthsYou spend all day fixing errors that your own code created.
Code architect who lives in local host.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Writing error-free logic before you finish coffee.
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The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the build broke at 3am to a bewildered stakeholder.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents begin suggesting entire functions instead of just single lines.
Month 4
Testing frameworks start writing their own unit tests based on requirements.
Month 8
Log-analysis tools detect and fix errors before they ever reach production.
Month 12
Autonomous agents rewrite legacy code into modern, optimized syntax automatically.
Month 16 · D-Day
Human programmers move to oversight while machines write the final features.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
3 cups
Coffee consumed per bug
42
StackOverflow tab count
82 percent
Time spent reading logs
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium IDE and condolences.
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