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August 29, 2027
In 10 monthsWriting tests to prove that your code works is a circular dependency.
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deletes your entire test suite silently
You spend your day writing scripts to find bugs that you personally created or enabled.
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You can sense the specific flavor of dread when a production deployment fails on Friday.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI watches your mouse movements to record every browser interaction.
Week 9
The script updates its own selectors when the UI changes slightly.
Month 5
The system identifies failure-prone code before a single test runs.
Month 8
Bugs are filed and assigned directly to the guilty commit author.
Month 10 · D-Day
The testing suite now runs in real-time, making you entirely unnecessary.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
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Average false positives per build
8 hours
Time spent arguing about test coverage
3 cups
Coffee consumed per ticket closed
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