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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsTesting the code you break while deploying the server you crashed.
Professional breaker of builds and deployer of bugs.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Self-healing deployments that never need coffee.
blub.you▸ PIPELINEPULSE 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deploys code without breaking staging
You write automation scripts, manage build pipelines, and pray the server doesn't catch fire during a deployment.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to stakeholders why the production environment exploded at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI agents begin rewriting your messy YAML files instantly.
Month 4
Machine vision models automatically ignore flaky tests to save time.
Month 8
Cloud instances provision and patch themselves without your input.
Month 12
The system pushes to production only when it feels confident.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access tokens are revoked and deleted from the history.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
4.2 percent
Average uptime hope
14
Pipeline failures per day
6 litres
Panic-induced coffee consumption
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a server farm in Iceland.
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