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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace QA Lead jobs? · Latest report #w8msd5xs
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou get paid to find bugs that you probably put there yourself.
Professional breaker of things and keeper of Jira.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Tests code better than you ever could.
bzzt.youAI▸ BUGSLAYER-X9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates full test coverage before merge
You manage test cases, track defects, and yell at developers about breaking the build. Your life is regression.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the specific tone of voice a developer uses when they are lying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models generate full test suites directly from your design documents.
Month 5
Bots automatically tag and assign bug tickets based on root cause.
Month 9
Systems run full testing cycles without needing a human to click.
Month 14
Algorithms predict breakages before the code even finishes compiling.
Month 18 · D-Day
You receive a polite email and your Jira access is revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
24 percent
Average bugs missed
18 weekly
Meaningless meetings
402 items
Ticket backlog size
Your severance
A coupon for one free weekend of silence.
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