Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace QA Lead And Product Owner jobs? · Latest report #8xuhph72
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou bridge the gap between broken code and angry stakeholders perfectly.
Professional bridge-burner for feature parity and quality gates.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
The only ticket manager that never blinks.
oof.youAI▸ SYNCAGENT PRO 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocreates zero-day patch tickets overnight
You track bugs and prioritize feature backlogs in ticket management systems while managing stressful team release cadences.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a developer is lying about why a bug won't reproduce.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts auto-filling your Jira status fields with perfect accuracy.
Month 4
Algorithms determine your team's velocity better than your gut feeling.
Month 8
Management begins trusting the machine's release readiness score over yours.
Month 13
Bots replace daily status meetings with instant summary dashboards.
Month 18 · D-Day
You receive a permanent Jira ticket for your own redundancy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
0.02 seconds
Ticket Triage Speed
Zero
Release Cycle Delays
None
Stakeholder Meetings Required
Your severance
One free subscription to our bug-tracking retirement simulator.
Discussion
