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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou track bugs that exist only because you forgot to automate.
Gatekeeper of broken builds and missed release deadlines.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Shipping code faster than you can blink.
bzzt.youAI▸ RELEASEBOT PRO V7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deploys code at 3 a.m. flawlessly
You manually verify software builds and coordinate release windows while yelling at developers about broken production environments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the sheer panic in a lead dev's voice during a failed deployment.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Visual AI agents now click every button faster than you can.
Month 4
Smart bots write your tickets before you even wake up.
Month 7
Software ships itself directly to production without human verification.
Month 10
The release calendar is now managed by a simple cron job.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and your desk is recycled.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
42
Bugs missed per release
20 per week
Hours in sync meetings
Sub-optimal
Estimated human output
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our bug-tracking legacy software.
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