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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
June 20, 2027
In 8 monthsYou find the bugs so the players don't have to quit.
Human playtester who knows every wall-clipping glitch.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated regression testing that never gets tired.
bzzt.you▸ GLITCHSCAN V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
crashes the game in five milliseconds
You play unreleased game builds to find glitches and document them in tracking software. You repeat levels endlessly.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell if a game mechanic just feels bad to play.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Scripted agents handle the daily build deployment process.
Week 9
Bots automatically navigate every room to find clipping issues.
Month 4
Testing tools identify code changes and target affected areas.
Month 6
Cloud-based instances run thousands of play scenarios simultaneously.
Month 8 · D-Day
The QA department is deleted to save on license fees.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
4.2
Bugs logged per hour
40%
Time spent in loading screens
4 cups
Coffee consumed per shift
Your severance
One free bug-free copy of the game you tested.
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