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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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February 15, 2028
In 16 monthsYour automation scripts are just pre-bugged debt waiting for a delete key.
Master of flaky tests and Jenkins build logs
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deletes your entire test suite silently
You spend days writing fragile UI tests and fighting pipeline flakes. Soon, you will be entirely irrelevant.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the build broke at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your own tools start writing better test assertions than you.
Month 4
A vision model sorts your flakey logs faster than you.
Month 8
The tests update their own locators when the UI changes.
Month 13
The server runs its own regression suites without human oversight.
Month 16 · D-Day
The final pull request is merged and you are logged out.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
85 percent
Pipeline failure rate
12
Tests ignored per sprint
4 cups
Coffee consumed per bug
Your severance
One free trial of a cloud instance that crashes
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