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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou track the hazards that machines have already learned to avoid.
Professional bearer of bad news and clipboard enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total safety, zero paperwork, absolute compliance.
ow.youAI▸ AUDITLOGIC PRO▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
enforces compliance via local network lockdown
You draft safety protocols, conduct site audits, and investigate every minor trip or fall on the factory floor.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a worker decides to ignore a safety guard.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Fixed sensors start monitoring every corner of the factory floor.
Month 4
AI software begins drafting all your incident reports automatically.
Month 8
The machine flags hazards before a worker even reaches them.
Month 13
Compliance checks happen continuously without needing a human to walk.
Month 19 · D-Day
The site runs perfectly while you clear your desk for good.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
24/7
Audit cycles completed
100%
Human-error detection
0.02 seconds
Incident report time
Your severance
A reflective high-vis vest and a laminated goodbye certificate.
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