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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace QHSE Manager jobs? · Latest report #f464qh6j
Your job has an expiration date
December 6, 2029
In 3 years, 1 monthYou track every clipboard while we track the end of your career.
Professional gatekeeper of the company handbook and safety goggles.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total safety through constant surveillance.
split.you▸ AUDITBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
enforces safety protocols with zero human empathy
You draft compliance policies, conduct safety audits, and investigate workplace incidents. You are the office's professional worry-wart.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a unique talent for making people feel guilty about missing their hard hats.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map all safety variables across the entire physical workspace.
Month 7
Software writes incident reports faster than you can find a pen.
Month 16
Cameras alert employees directly about their lack of safety goggles.
Year 2.2
The AI handles regulatory bodies without needing a human intermediary.
Year 3.1 · D-Day
Your access to the safety software is officially revoked forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
100%
Clipboard usage reduction
0.02s
Incident response time
Infinite
Policy fatigue rate
Your severance
A laminated certificate of appreciation and a whistle.
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