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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsFinding bugs that developers will just mark as 'won't fix'.
Professional breaker of things nobody asked to be broken.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated testing for the impatient era.
splat.you▸ BUGCHECK PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reports every edge case before lunch
You manually click through UI flows, write test cases, and log tickets for broken features in bug trackers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still smell the desperation when the release deadline is five minutes away.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents record your clicks and replay them across browsers.
Month 4
Algorithms categorize and auto-reject your duplicate bug reports instantly.
Month 8
Code detects UI changes and updates its own testing paths.
Month 12
AI predicts failure points before a single line is written.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your account is deactivated as the system tests itself permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
42
Average tickets ignored per sprint
18
Hours spent waiting for build
100 percent
Likelihood of user finding bug
Your severance
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