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Will AI replace Quality Assurance Specialist jobs? · Latest report #u59b358f
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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou hunt bugs so you can eventually become one yourself.
Professional breaker of good code for a living.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated regression that never forgets a edge-case.
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executes regression suites in milliseconds
You spend your day testing software features for failures and documenting steps to reproduce every single crash.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a UI feels 'wrong' even if the code technically passes tests.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 8
AI models start auto-tagging incoming bug reports by severity.
Month 7
Vision agents record your manual testing and turn it into code.
Month 15
Codebase starts fixing simple logic errors without human input.
Month 20
Bot clusters run edge-case scenarios on every commit instantly.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system validates itself, making your manual verification completely redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42
Bugs identified per hour
118
Tickets closed without resolution
9 liters
Coffee consumed per release
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