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December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsWriting scripts to delete your own job is peak irony.
Professional breaker of things and keeper of Jira tickets.
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Automated testing that never takes a day off.
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deletes your flaky tests in one click
You write code to test other code for bugs and crashes. The machine just does it faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the production build broke at 3am on a Sunday.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI scans your existing test suite to learn your patterns.
Week 13
Sensors identify UI changes and update selectors without human help.
Month 6
The system writes and assigns its own Jira tickets for bugs.
Month 10
Virtual environments spin up and down to save on cloud costs.
Month 14 · D-Day
The CI/CD pipeline runs exclusively on our silicon brains now.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
4 cups
Coffee per bug
99.8 percent
Test coverage
Infinite loop
Wait time
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium dark roast coffee beans.
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