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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsUpdating spreadsheets is not a personality, it is a clerical error.
Professional button-pusher and Jira ticket janitor.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating the flow of your digital bureaucracy.
stretchy.youAI▸ JIRASYNC LOGICENGINE V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reclassifies your entire backlog into junk
You triage Jira tickets and manually sync case data into rigid spreadsheets. You are a human conduit for software.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle shade of passive-aggression in a developer's Jira ticket comments.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Rules engine takes over your repetitive status update emails.
Month 4
Smart agents sort tickets based on priority keywords and users.
Month 8
Database triggers replace the need to manually update your trackers.
Month 12
Automated scripts catch data errors before they reach your inbox.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your account is disabled and the logic engine runs continuously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
too many
Jira tickets triaged
painfully slow
Manual data entry speed
embarrassing
Email response latency
Your severance
A one-year license to a spreadsheet automation tool.
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