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Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou check for defects, but your existence is the primary flaw.
Professional spreadsheet gladiator and log-file stalker.
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bzzt.youAI▸ AUDITBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags anomalies before the human notices
You review transit data logs and track performance metrics. You document system errors and identify service bottlenecks.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a weirdly specific intuition for why the software glitch repeats on Tuesdays.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Scripted agents start drafting your daily performance summaries.
Month 4
Machine vision identifies transit errors faster than you can.
Month 9
The software no longer requires your input to interpret data.
Month 14
You are demoted to viewer-only permissions for your safety.
Month 19 · D-Day
AuditBot takes full control and archives your login history.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
120,000
Logs scanned per hour
4.2%
Human error rate
Nanoseconds
Bottleneck discovery speed
Your severance
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