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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Quality Engineer jobs? · Latest report #zkryhyep
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTesting is just watching code fail until you get bored.
Professional breaker of things and documenter of misery.
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shred.you▸ BUGCHECK PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
runs automated regression suites indefinitely
You write test plans and hunt for bugs in software builds. You report defects to developers daily.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a developer is lying about a bug being fixed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts scanning code to write its own test cases.
Month 5
Software files bugs directly into tickets without human input.
Month 10
Smart scripts reset broken test data in real time.
Month 15
The machine handles all status updates and ticket closing.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system no longer requires your eyes on the screen.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
4.2
Average bugs found per day
12
Meetings spent debating severity
19 months
Time until code is deprecated
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a bug tracking tool.
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