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July 4, 2028
In 1 year, 8 monthsYour Excel models are just high-priced bedtime stories for private equity.
Senior deal-modeler (mostly XLOOKUP, partially sanity-deprived).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Truth without the three-week turn time.
squeeze.youAI▸ EBITDA-SCANNER V8▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reconciles five thousand ledger entries per second
You scrub historical EBITDA for deal adjustment risks. You build bridge models for buy-side and sell-side clients.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused partner why the normalized earnings don't reconcile.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The system pulls directly from client general ledgers via API.
Month 4
Algorithms identify non-recurring adjustments without human manual input.
Month 8
Template-driven report generation handles the initial QoE formatting.
Month 13
A refined language model answers basic client diligence queries instantly.
Month 20 · D-Day
The final review is signed off by an oversight algorithm.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
100%
Billable hours saved
Zero
Normalization errors
Irrelevant
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a premium spreadsheet software.
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