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June 13, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsMath is hard, but your spreadsheet is just a broken calculator.
Senior Quant Manager (fears the Gaussian distribution).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Risk management without the human ego.
oof.youAI▸ MODELMIND V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your legacy spreadsheets in one click
You manage models, backtest strategies, and argue about risk parity. Our system just calculates the truth instead.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the board about why the strategy lost money.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors ingest all raw market data without your manual cleanup.
Month 5
Cloud clusters run a million variations while you are sleeping.
Month 10
Software picks the strategy with the lowest risk autonomously.
Month 15
The AI writes its own reports to the bank board.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system handles all trading.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.3%
4.2 litres
Coffee consumed per alpha
98 percent
Models requiring manual fix
6 hours daily
Time spent in meetings
Your severance
One free subscription to a basic math app.
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