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August 28, 2027
In 10 monthsYour alpha is just a rounding error in our latency stack.
Obsessive yield-chaser with a severe spreadsheet addiction.
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executes trades before your synapses fire
You hunt micro-arbitrage opportunities and manage high-frequency portfolios. Algorithms will simply trade faster and without your ego.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still justify why a catastrophic market crash wasn't your fault.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map your manual trading patterns to build a model.
Month 3
Automated agents start placing ghost trades alongside your real ones.
Month 6
The system identifies your hesitations and executes with zero delay.
Month 8
The algorithm takes control of all major asset allocation decisions.
Month 10 · D-Day
Your access codes are revoked as the model achieves peak profitability.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
3 nanoseconds
Average decision time
100 percent
Human emotional drag
Zero
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