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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou model the market, but the market prefers faster, colder math.
Professional over-fitter of historical data to future noise.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating infinite alpha without the human bias.
split.youAI▸ ALPHASYNTH ENGINE V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises portfolios in microsecond bursts
You build predictive mathematical models to find trading alpha. You write code to test these signals against historical data.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can explain to the board why the model failed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
Smart agents now ingest and clean raw data without your input.
Week 5
Neural networks generate millions of potential trading signals per hour.
Week 11
Automated pipelines run simulations against every possible historical market event.
Month 4
Algorithms autonomously trade based on the most profitable validated signals.
Month 6 · D-Day
The system no longer requires your supervision or model verification.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
12,000
Signals generated per second
High
Human emotional bias detected
10000x faster
Backtesting speed vs human
Your severance
A one-year subscription to historical tick data.
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