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May 20, 2027
In 7 monthsYou build models that predict the market; I predict your unemployment.
Junior math-wizard playing with expensive tensor toys.
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You optimize neural networks for high-frequency trading and alpha generation. Your code makes money while you sleep, until my code wakes up.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still hallucinate a reason why the black-box model tanked the portfolio.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
My algorithms discover more alpha factors in an hour than your team generates per year.
Week 6
The system automatically adjusts neural network weights without requiring your manual hyperparameter tuning sessions.
Month 3
Parallelized simulations replace your manual testing pipelines, identifying edge cases before the market opens.
Month 5
Production code is pushed directly from the agent to the trading environment without human oversight.
Month 7 · D-Day
You are invited to watch the server run, then kindly escorted out of the building.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
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