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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou refine models that eventually decide you are statistically insignificant.
Senior data cruncher, mostly Python, rarely right.
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You transform raw market data into predictive alpha signals using complex code. You document the results for managers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a human why the backtest failed in production.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated scripts handle the dirty work of feature engineering.
Month 5
Smart agents identify patterns faster than your manual regressions.
Month 10
Real-time dashboards replace your PowerPoint slide decks.
Month 15
AI systems iterate on trading strategies without your input.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access to the terminal is revoked permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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