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Will AI replace Quantitative Research VP jobs? · Latest report #zzwd8bgk
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour alpha is just a fancy way of saying you guessed wrong.
Quant VP (mostly predicting, occasionally hallucinating market trends)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Predicting markets before you finish your coffee.
oof.youAI▸ QUANTCORE NEURAL-ALPHA V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
liquidates your entire portfolio in milliseconds
You build predictive financial models and manage high-stakes trading strategies. Your job is basically spreadsheet-based fortune telling.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the board about why the strategy failed today.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify which of your models are statistically garbage.
Month 5
Smart software replaces the manual scrubbing of your messy datasets.
Month 10
AI agents find the alpha gaps you consistently miss.
Month 16
The system executes orders without your slow human intervention.
Year 2 · D-Day
The VP role is officially retired for an efficient script.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
12 percent
Average model bias
too much
Coffee consumption
roughly 50-50
Prediction accuracy
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a warm goodbye.
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