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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTrading electrons is just math with more cables and faster heartbeats.
Quant researcher (formerly a professional spreadsheet enthusiast at Yale).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating alpha while the grid sleeps.
oof.youAI▸ VOLTMODEL CORE V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
arbitrages grid volatility before you blink
You hunt for alpha in electricity markets using statistical models and backtesting historical pricing data.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a model break is due to market structure versus code error.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents now handle raw electricity market feed ingestion.
Month 5
Adaptive algorithms detect performance decay faster than human eyes.
Month 10
Neural nets evolve your trading parameters without your manual intervention.
Month 15
High-speed processors take over order routing for peak efficiency.
Month 19 · D-Day
The models run entirely without human oversight or approval.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
12,000
Backtest cycles per hour
4ms
Average latency advantage
High
Human error probability
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a fancy weather data feed.
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