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Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour complex math is just a prompt for a faster GPU.
Professional over-thinker of subatomic probabilities.
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The end of theoretical uncertainty.
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You develop theoretical frameworks for qubits and entanglement. You spend your life writing papers about intractable optimization.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still defend your thesis without having a nervous breakdown in public.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Your research papers are generated by template-filling neural networks.
Month 4
Quantum circuit optimization is handed to dedicated hardware solvers.
Month 9
Bureaucratic logic bots write better funding requests than you.
Month 14
Automated models verify math faster than your tired eyes.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your research role is archived into a read-only database.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
4.2 liters
Coffee consumed
99.8 percent
Papers ignored
Zero verified
Quantum supremacy claims
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-quantum physics convention.
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