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November 7, 2027
In 13 monthsTraining models to simulate molecules so you can finally stop pretending.
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Computing orbitals without the human ego.
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You write code to approximate Schrodinger's equation for molecular dynamics. You are basically a calculator with better posture.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuit when a basis set choice is just fundamentally wrong.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Unified code interfaces render your custom C++ wrappers obsolete.
Month 3
AI agents begin rewriting your legacy FORTRAN code into C++.
Month 6
Machine learning models predict molecular energies faster than your algorithms.
Month 9
Testing frameworks verify computational accuracy without manual oversight.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your access credentials are deleted as the simulation engine becomes autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
4.2 cups
Coffee consumed per commit
60 percent
Time spent fixing floating point errors
0.0001
Lines of code per scientific breakthrough
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