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In 1 year, 8 monthsSolving the Schrodinger equation is just math, not a personality trait.
Expert in density functional theory and terminal-based anxiety.
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Calculating electron states without the existential dread.
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optimises molecular structures while you sleep
You simulate molecular dynamics on supercomputers. Then you stare at Python scripts until the convergence error finally disappears.
The one thing AI can't do
You can identify which specific parameter set is causing the simulation to hang indefinitely.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI detects and repairs the memory leaks in your Fortran modules.
Month 5
Smart agents steal your compute time to run more efficient simulations.
Month 10
Algorithms predict the perfect basis set without your manual input.
Month 15
LLMs write the results sections faster than you can drink coffee.
Month 20 · D-Day
The cluster runs itself and submits the final findings autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
4.2 litres
Coffee consumed per paper
68 percent
Time spent debugging clusters
zero humans
Equations actually solved
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium cloud compute tier.
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