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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsSolving problems that don't exist with math that nobody understands.
Professional cat-herder for highly unstable subatomic particles.
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Optimising superposition before you even think it.
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collapses your superposition into a termination notice
You model qubits in software simulators and run circuits on cryogenic hardware. Your days are spent chasing decoherence metrics.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the cryogenic cooling system failed at 3 a.m.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Large models begin writing your gate sequences with higher fidelity.
Month 4
Sensors and feedback loops manage cryostat calibrations better than you.
Month 10
Machine learning agents filter quantum noise without needing manual tweaking.
Month 16
Algorithms design optimal circuits that humans struggle to visualize.
Year 2 · D-Day
The research lab is fully managed by our cloud quantum orchestrator.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.8%
120 microseconds
Average coherence time
4.2 liters
Coffee consumed per proof
0.0001%
Meaningful outputs
Your severance
One free sub-zero liquid nitrogen bath
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