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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour qubits are just fancy dice that haven't landed yet.
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stabilizes noisy quantum states using predictive math
You build cryogenic dilution refrigerators and write quantum gates. Mostly you just debug superconducting circuit noise and cryostats.
The one thing AI can't do
You can physically tighten the vacuum seal when the helium leak starts at midnight.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors report vacuum leaks before your ears can hear them.
Month 5
AI models generate superconducting gate layouts faster than you sketch.
Month 10
Machine learning algorithms tune microwave pulse durations autonomously.
Month 16
Algorithms handle decoherence faster than any human can react.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system runs its own experiments while you look for real work.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
too much
Average coherence loss
80 percent
Time spent in cleanroom
zero impact
Quantum supremacy claims
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