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May 26, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour expensive physics experiments are just hardware bugs waiting for firmware.
Master of expensive lasers and complex vacuum leaks.
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split.youAI▸ QUBOT PRIME-X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
stabilizes photon streams in nanoseconds
You align lasers, calibrate cryogenic systems, and obsess over decoherence in vacuum chambers. Science is just slow engineering.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a cryo-pump is making the wrong frequency before it actually fails.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 5
Vision-guided robotic arms handle all laser and mirror alignments.
Week 11
Sensors and feedback loops manage all cryogenic cooling and pressure.
Month 8
AI models generate and optimize all pulse sequence control code.
Month 14
Deep learning models predict decoherence events before humans can observe.
Month 19 · D-Day
The lab is fully autonomous and no longer requires biological input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
near zero
Decoherence management
impossible
Laser alignment drift
unsustainable
Coffee consumption rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to peer-reviewed rejection letters.
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