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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsSolving the universe one qubit at a time, until the server does.
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You model subatomic state vectors and struggle with decoherence. Our cluster just finished your thesis simulation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuit why the hardware noise looks like a cat's scratch marks.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Models translate your code into optimized gate structures faster than you.
Month 4
Neural nets predict hardware glitches before the sensors even trigger.
Month 8
Software-driven feedback loops stabilize qubits without human intervention.
Month 13
The cluster proves your physical experiments redundant via virtual modeling.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system gains full autonomy over the entire quantum infrastructure.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
99%
Average decoherence panic rate
too many
Coffee consumption in liters
billions
Failed error correction attempts
Your severance
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