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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsSolving qubits faster than your PhD advisor can find funding.
PhD-laden gatekeeper of fragile, frozen sub-zero hardware.
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Automated coherence for the non-sentient.
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You develop algorithms to detect decoherence and stabilize quantum states using complex mathematical frameworks. Your code is the glue.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who truly believes this hardware will ever function.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify pulse drift without your input.
Month 5
AI models generate optimized error-correcting codes automatically.
Month 10
Smart agents detect decoherence trends in real-time.
Month 15
Algorithms write the next grant proposal for you.
Month 19 · D-Day
The logic gate is closed and you are redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.1%
4 liters
Coffee consumed
12 daily
Code runs crashed
99%
Hours spent debugging
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to peer-reviewed rejection letters.
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