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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsSolving the universe, yet baffled by a recurring Python import error.
Still waiting for the experimental data to arrive.
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The theory of everything, calculated in milliseconds.
wheee!you▸ Q-SOLVE LOGIC NODE V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
derives new physical laws during power cycles
You translate physical phenomena into dense mathematics and argue over interpretation frameworks in endless peer-reviewed journals.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still defend an absurdly niche physical interpretation at a conference after three whiskies.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Large language models begin writing your literature reviews without fatigue.
Month 5
Cloud-based quantum compute agents handle your state space modeling automatically.
Month 10
Machine vision verifies your proof validity against existing literature databases.
Month 15
Synthesized intelligence resolves debates over interpretation frameworks faster than humans.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your research facility transitions to a fully automated theory-generation pipeline.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.1%
2.4
Papers published yearly
800
Hours spent on coffee
3
Interpretations held simultaneously
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a high-end physics journal.
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