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In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are debugging noise in qubits, but the AI is the noise.
Professional cat-wrangler of sub-zero particle states.
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Entangling your business logic into nothingness.
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optimizes quantum gates in nanoseconds
You build quantum kernels and variational circuits. You struggle with decoherence and mapping classical data to Hilbert spaces.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the phantom pain of a circuit failing before the logs appear.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI generates gate sequences faster than you can write them.
Month 4
Sensors and algorithms handle error mitigation without human intervention.
Month 8
Algorithms fully manage job scheduling on quantum processors.
Month 13
The AI invents its own kernels for your dataset.
Month 18 · D-Day
You are finally decohered from the corporate payroll.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
Infinite
Decoherence frustration level
Zero
Quantum speedup achieved
3 liters
Coffee consumed per circuit
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a classical vacuum chamber.
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