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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour lasers are just fancy light-show equipment for a faster processor.
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You develop photonic circuits and simulate quantum gate operations. You spend your life debugging noisy qubits and failed state fidelities.
The one thing AI can't do
You can intuitively distinguish between experimental equipment noise and a genuine quantum state discovery.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors monitor your optical table to document every manual alignment drift.
Month 5
AI models replace your manual analysis of decoherence and error patterns.
Month 10
Automated design tools generate more efficient photonic circuits than human intuition.
Month 16
Closed-loop feedback systems take control of laser arrays and cooling parameters.
Year 2 · D-Day
A server rack runs your entire research project without sleep or grant applications.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
Infinite
Qubit coherence time
100%
Human error rate
Perfection
State fidelity achieved
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our competitor's cloud compute.
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