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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou write code that works in two states, mostly broken.
Writing code in probability clouds and broken dreams.
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collapses your entire codebase into working state
You write complex algorithms for qubits and manage quantum decoherence. The hardware is cold, the math is cruel.
The one thing AI can't do
You can physically feel the disappointment when the quantum state collapses too early.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents rewrite your gate sequences for maximum stability.
Month 4
Sensors take over the calibration process from your manual inputs.
Month 8
Generative models produce valid quantum circuit topologies instantly.
Month 13
Error correction protocols run autonomously without human oversight.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system replaces your entire dev environment with a button.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
4 liters
Coffee consumed while debugging
4.2 on average
Qubits kept in coherence
too long
Time spent explaining superposition
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a cryo-storage facility.
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